The boss of Ryanair, Michael O'Leary, walks into a Dublin bar and orders a pint of Guinness. The Landlord says, "That'll be one Euro please Mr O'Leary." O'Leary replies, "You're a man after me own heart, do you know all the other bars around here charge five Euros for a pint of Guinness?" The Landlord responds, "I have to be honest Mr O'Leary - I took a leaf out of your book, slashed the cost of everything and business is booming!" O'Leary hands over one Euro with a smile, the Landlord asks, "Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness sir ?"........