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Silly Humour
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it's 4.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him 'London'.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's probably Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly...
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nice collection - very funny
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