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    A few jokes.

    Snow in the Caribbean

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    2 married ladies go on holiday to the Caribbean & meet a muscular Black guy. After a week of fantastic 3 some sex they ask his name. He says my name's Snow. The ladies start laughing, he asks what's so funny? Their reply ..."Our husbands will never believe we had 10 inches of feckin Snow in the Caribbean!!



    Wales.... The only

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    Wales.... The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper and a great shag..... All from the same animal



    Thai Girlfriend

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    deodorant stick

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    I bought a deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove wraper & push up bottom. I can barely walk but when I fart the room smells ****ing lovely!


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    parents bedroom

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    A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.
    "holy **** !" she screams to her mother , "and YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...........?




    Paddy is cleaning

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    Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
    Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
    BANG!!!
    Paddy "OK, done that, what next?



    couldn't stop farting

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    I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend had enough and kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on", I pleaded, "a bit of gas never hurt anyone". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well.




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    Re: A few jokes.

    Saw these before somewhere Hidden Content

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