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    Genie in a bottle

    I found a genie in a bottle when walking on the beach in blackpool the other day and he agreed to grant me one wish.

    I asked him to build me a motorway bridge across the Atlantic from the USA to the UK. The genie went mad! and said did I have any idea how hard that would be?! The materials used, the logistics involved? No he said, you must choose something much smaller and easier to achieve.

    So I asked the genie to make me a marine aquarium that always looked fantastic and never needed any maintenance and always had excellent water quality.

    The genie looked at me: "so" he said "how many lanes did you say you wanted on that bridge?" Hidden Content
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