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    ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    i asked earlier in another thread about getting rid of stupid crows, but now my attention is totally focused on cats, they are ****tin on my patio and everything, i have actually watched them do it just to proove to myself what was responsible.

    So, please dont tell me to buy a gun and all that as i cant, uk laws dont allow that, but how do i stop these filthy, manky, disease carrying disgusting animals from ****tin in my garden, ohh, and parts of the garden also stink of cat piss too, iam soooooooo, feurcin angry man i could break the owners necks, but i would have to probably kill about 20 people then i guess as its not just one cat Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    This should help Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Collider Hidden Content
    This should help Hidden Content

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    i havent tried one of those yet cause i read a few things on the internet that animals get used to it and it doesnt work, but i dunno if thats true of not, i hope someone has tried it and they can lend thier opinion before i splash the cash ?

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    nice trip to longleat and get some lion **** .
    when them little cats smell the lion **** im sure they wont wanna stand around and argue terortry Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    A rottweiler or an air rifle might help..??


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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    cant stand cats either, put some rat poison down Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    mmm strange cats normally do their needs on ground then bury it.

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    cats dont like citrus

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by nj2006 Hidden Content
    nice trip to longleat and get some lion **** .
    when them little cats smell the lion **** im sure they wont wanna stand around and argue terortry Hidden Content
    I just had a vision of you at Longleat NJ with a carrier bag and a huge pooper scooper, following the Lions around! :Hidden Content :

    I can well imagine how annoying that is thomson. I would'nt hurt any animal, but I believe there are a lot of things on the market for this problem, such as the model cats with glowing reflective eyes which you just stand in your garden. You get them from JML or any of these companies that put catalogues through your door.
    There are ultra sonic deterrents that are annoying to their hearing as well. I have heard of the citrus smell thing mentioned by Lainie as well, so you could try washing your patio with some citrus floor cleaner?
    After a bit they should get the message.

    Or else get a dog? Hidden Content
    They leave bigger turds, but are much more intelligent and fun! Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    i think the rat poison sounds a good idea, would i just stuff some of the pellets in pieces of raw chicken or what ?

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    dont you bloody dare - rat poison!!! that is someones pet. i will put rat poison in yer beer if you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    WHATS THE NUMBER OF MY LOCAL RSPCA NOO

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Lainie Hidden Content
    dont you bloody dare - rat poison!!! that is someones pet. i will put rat poison in yer beer if you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHATS THE NUMBER OF MY LOCAL RSPCA NOO
    well are the owners going to come and lift the ****e every day and night and disenfect the area before my kids touch it, i dont think so, the fookers are all getting killed and thats that. Hidden Content

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Lainie Hidden Content
    dont you bloody dare - rat poison!!! that is someones pet. i will put rat poison in yer beer if you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHATS THE NUMBER OF MY LOCAL RSPCA NOO
    Hear Hear Lainie.
    That is an extreme over reaction to an annoyance. They are doing what comes naturally and are not clever enough to single you out. Maybe you could see if you can find out if something is attracting them, like dogs always pi$$ where another dog has been?
    Washing the patio down with a citrus floor cleaner should remove the attraction smell.
    Have a picture of some poor crying kids whose beloved pet does'nt come home one day in your mind, before you even consider hurting them!
    How would you feel if one of your kids accidentally ate some of the poison?
    Last edited by Diablo13; 19-04-2009 at 07:06 PM.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hmm how about serrated wire along the fence,that way your not actually intentionally going out to hurt them and i think after a while they will get the idea.

    And yea i hate cats to all they do is sh1t,eat and sleep stupid things.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    @ diablo and laine.

    yes but how would you feel if my kids got a disease and blindness etc from touching cat **** ??

    why is it that people see it as acceptable for cats to **** all over the place but if it was a dog or a human doing the same its a different story ?? in my book, if it ****s, nomatter what it is, you clean it up, if people cant cope with that then they shouldnt have a pet, and if they say "iam not in control of what my cat does when i let it out", then again they shouldnt have a cat, should you be incontrol of a dog, yes, should you be in control of a child, yes, should you be in control of yourself, yes, should you respect other peoples property nomatter what it is, yes.
    Last edited by BraveHeart; 19-04-2009 at 07:46 PM.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    I completely agree with you thomson about people taking responsibility for their cats, kids etc, If they cant look after them they should'nt have them.
    You know what kids are like for putting things in their mouths m8, the poison would be more dangerous to them.
    I know your annoyed but there are just better ways of solving the problem, with less risks attached. Try them first.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    I know how you feel about the cats,quite a few round our way
    and i think they all use my garden for messing in.
    I keep a small dustpan at the side of the fence and any mess
    found is popped back over the fence or hedge to its rightful owners.
    One of our neighbours cats was shot with an air rifle not long
    ago and the two young kids who own the cat were distraught.
    It must have been horrible for the kids to see their pet wounded.
    The cat was fine after a few weeks but they didnt know that was going to be the case.
    Ive tried stuff from the shops and scattering orange peel around but it doesnt make any difference.
    The best i can come up with is to buy a litter tray and stick it at the far end of the garden and hope they use it.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by smif Hidden Content
    I know how you feel about the cats,quite a few round our way
    and i think they all use my garden for messing in.
    I keep a small dustpan at the side of the fence and any mess
    found is popped back over the fence or hedge to its rightful owners.
    One of our neighbours cats was shot with an air rifle not long
    ago and the two young kids who own the cat were distraught.
    It must have been horrible for the kids to see their pet wounded.
    The cat was fine after a few weeks but they didnt know that was going to be the case.
    Ive tried stuff from the shops and scattering orange peel around but it doesnt make any difference.
    The best i can come up with is to buy a litter tray and stick it at the far end of the garden and hope they use it.
    ilmao, yea right, iam gonna go buy a litter tray, hehhee, the gun sounds a better option.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    I can't abide cruelty of any sort.
    There are plenty of people who do nothing but eat, sleep, get pi$$ed, take drugs and collect dole cheques, now I don't have a problem with you poisoning or Hidden Content ing them around a bit, if you need a new outdoor hobby? They have a brain and should know better.
    An animal only knows what it is taught by it's owners, or it's instincts, so it does'nt deserve to be cruelly treated! If you know who owns the cats tell the owners how sick of it you are.
    If you don't know who owns them, tell the RSPCA or the council that you have an infestation of cats and maybe they will round them up for you?

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    thomson i take it you are not a cat lover then Hidden Content

    all i was saying was its a tad extreme to KILL them..


    if you know who they belong too (they should have a phone number on their collar) have a word with the owners etc.


    you hate crows and cats - take it you dont have a very high tollerance level? why dont you move to a high rise flat - that sounds as though your problems are solved.

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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Lainie Hidden Content
    thomson i take it you are not a cat lover then Hidden Content
    all i was saying was its a tad extreme to KILL them..
    if you know who they belong too (they should have a phone number on their collar) have a word with the owners etc.
    you hate crows and cats - take it you dont have a very high tollerance level? why dont you move to a high rise flat - that sounds as though your problems are solved.
    :Hidden Content :
    just moved to this house, Hidden Content .

    i cant goto peoples doors, theres too many cats, and i dont see why i should need to break any sweat anyways, its not my problem, its the cats problem and the owners problem.

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