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    Re: please welcome our new moderator

    Hey Sic,
    Nice one mate, glad to see you made the grade.....lol
    Congrats.
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    Re: Please welcome another new moderator

    Hey Tinker, Congrats mate.
    Keep up the good work.
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    Sticky: Re: Modem Bricking Please Read!!!

    So what exactly are you trying to say?

    Do you need help to unbrick it?
    Or are you just post clocking?
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    Re: Can someone give me an definate answer?

    You going on Holiday then.....lol?
    The summer aint to bad over here at the moment.....lol.
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    Re: my new toy

    Chicken......lol
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    Re: Any marine fish keepers out there

    ooohh, Lost is getting told off....pmsl
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    Re: Any marine fish keepers out there

    Hi Lost,

    Yeah, I know of at least 3 on here too.
    Gazzer, Timoweb and Hacker999.

    Hope that helps.
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    Re: my new toy

    H,

    Lovely machine. Look after her well.
    Treat it like a woman, and ride her hard......pmsl.
    What engine size is she?

    NMC
  9. Thread: dbox lcd

    by Not_much_cop
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    Re: dbox lcd

    I sit possible to join the ribbons together to make it long enough, or would that be more hassle than it is worth?

    NMC.
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    Multi-tasking

    What happens when men multi-task......:rofl:
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    Alternative vasectomy

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

    The husband went to his doctor...
  12. Re: Dreambox 800.. sounds too good to be true?

    I Just looked on line and cant beleive that the DM 7025+Plus is more expensive than the new DM800 by 40 quid, but even so 360 quid is a lot of money for a box, but the only advantage is that it would...
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    Re: big congratulations to kevdoc

    Congrats Kevdoc to you and your better half.
    Wish you all the best.
    They are lovely. Better start saving those pennies for their uni fund, wont be long till you need it, coz they grow so quick.
    ...
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    Re: MrModchips wins appeal

    This is wonderful news to us all.
    I am glad he appealled and a decent judge was listening for a change.
    Just goes to show that not all judges are in the pockets of these big corps.

    NMC
  15. Re: Someone call for a recovery truck....?

    Such a pity you can see that the last picture has been "Photoshopped".

    Otherwise it would have been a good laugh.

    NMC
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    Re: off to prague for a stag weekend

    I thought that was the whole point of going somewhere, what would the use be in going there if it was dead??????.......:roflmao:

    NMC----> :lol3: <----NAO
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    Re: vista network

    Glad to hear you got it sorted, and thanks for letting us know how you got it sorted in the end.

    NMC
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    Re: Scart set up

    Check the plug at the back of the Sat box, It would seem that the cables are OK, but they are not making proper connectiuon with the plug on the back of the sat box, thus the reason you are only...
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    Re: Why was i fired !!

    Now, that is what I call a cup....pmsl

    Where can I get a few from????
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    Re: vista network

    @Plaster, the portable is the proggy that Fatman uploaded for you. It runs from a window or from a flash drive etc without actually installing on the PC/Laptop. Portable proggies are generally...
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    Re: writer rewriter numbers

    If he wanted a Kiss, wht did he not say so......lol
    I am sure Berley, would have given him a kiss if he asked nice enough.

    In the mood that Sicilian is in right now, he would probably give him a...
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    Re: writer rewriter numbers

    Where do we send the message and how?
    :notes: Message in a bottle :notes:

    Could be the first 2 tracks from an 8 Track Player, but then I guess that would depend on what tape you had in...
  23. Re: Help with Word Document!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

    I don't think they would be worried about you changing the date to make it look like you completed the assignment weeks ago, when in fact you only finished it the day before. They are more interested...
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    Hearing Aid

    The doctor gazed at the harassed, stout lady who sat on the other
    side of his desk. "I was right, Mrs. Green," he announced, "You are definitely pregnant again." "This will be the fifteenth, doc,"...
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    Smooth Boy

    A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys,
    they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few...
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    Guinness Book of Records

    One day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he was separated from his friends momentarily, and bumped into a passing demon. "Hey," said the demon, "How'd you like to make a hole in one?"

    "What's...
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    Re: Cable down?

    I have a ditv 1000 box that has been modded.
    I also have a dbox 2 but have not yet got to trying to learn how to program that since the last k*y change back in March.
    I still need to read up on...
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    Re: graphic probs using vista

    Go to the nvidia website, and check the download/support section.
    If the drivers are not there, then the card may not be supported by nvidia for use on vista. You will then need to either get a new...
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    Re: Cable down?

    Great, wonderful.
    Wife will be happy, once I have updated the card......lol

    Cheers for that Chilly
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    Re: Cable down?

    Bugger!

    I hope the new k*ys are released soon, coz wife will not be happy if she cant watch the TV or her wrestling....lol, what a shame....lol
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    Re: Cable down?

    Chilly,

    What area you in?:please:
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    Re: Cable down?

    Anyone whow what areas have been hit yet?
    I will no doubt find out if I have been hit when I get home, but that won't be till 7pm.
    I am Telepest in the Southeast, east of London.
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    Re: Cable down?

    Is this in all areas?
    Or only one or two, if so which areas are affected?

    Is there any big matches on tonight or tomorrow?
    (Euro 2008, Boxing etc)

    I find that they usually do that just before...
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    More Hallmark cards

    FRONT: When we were together, you always said you'd
    die for me.
    INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you
    kept your promise.

    FRONT: The holidays are a great...
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    It will always find you

    It will always find you, no matter where you are.
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    Hallmark cards

    Hallmark cards

    Things you won't read on Hallmark cards

    FRONT: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
    INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    FRONT: If I get only one...
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    Chapped lips

    A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon, gets off
    his horse walks around to the back of it, lifts up the tail and
    kisses it smack on the ass,

    The bartender inside the bar notices...
  38. Thread: Busted

    by Not_much_cop
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    Busted

    Old guy comes home in the middle of the day, finds his
    young blonde wife standing in the middle of their deluxe
    apartment wearing a red G-string, 7 inch steel heels,
    and the whole apartment is...
  39. Thread: Behave

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    Behave

    Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest
    boyfriends.

    The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and
    showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an
    emerald-cut...
  40. To be right or not, that is the question

    In a relationship with a woman, a man can either
    be right or get laid, but never both.
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