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  1. Thread: IP cameras

    by thelostone
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    fingers crossed its all sorted mate

    fingers crossed its all sorted mate
  2. Direct Line Partial Refund on their car insurance

    Admiral are also doing a similar scheme - £25 per vehicle returned automatically - no application needed.


    Direct line are allowing drivers to apply for a partial refund on their car insurance...
  3. Morrisons, Asda and Tesco Cut fuel prices below £1 a litre

    Three of the UK’s major supermarkets have cut petrol prices to below £1 a litre following the collapse in the global oil market.


    Morrisons, Asda and Tesco all announced that the cost of unleaded...
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    The accident

    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.


    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road...
  5. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a...

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
    as a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
    When she asked me why, I replied,
    "Well, you still haven't used the...
  6. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a...

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
    as a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
    When she asked me why, I replied,
    "Well, you still haven't used the...
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    car accident

    I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!


    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
    He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
    So I said, 'Well, which...
  8. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom...

    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

    She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
    "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
    to pay me a...
  9. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security...

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
    for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

    for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

    and...
  10. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our...

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

    I bought her a bathroom scale.

    And then...
  11. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed,...

    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
    boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
    downpour. The...
  12. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping...

    My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
    She asked, "What's on TV?"
    I said, "Dust."

    And then the fight started...
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    Business Losses

    It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around the town.
    The bra manufacturer has gone bust,
    the specialist in submersibles has gone under,
    the...
  14. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my...

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
    But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
    making beer.....
  15. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high...

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
    reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
    drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

    I asked her, "Do you know him?"...
  16. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter,...

    I took my wife to a restaurant.

    The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

    "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can...
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    finally blond me jokes

    finally blond me jokes 13490
  18. Thread: my wife

    by thelostone
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    my wife

    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
    I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
    'No,' she answered.
    I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
    ...
  19. Thread: 3d printer

    by thelostone
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    Have a read...

    Have a read
    https://technologyoutlet.co.uk/blogs/news/best-budget-3d-printers-under-400
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    the nurses interview

    the nurses interview
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    And you said my jokes aren't getting any better...

    And you said my jokes aren't getting any better pmsl to quote Berley " dont give up your day job"roflmao
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    Don`t forget the pond lol

    Don`t forget the pond lol
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    How the bloody hell do you lot have time to be...

    How the bloody hell do you lot have time to be bored roflmao I have the cooking , cleaning , washing , drying , ironing , gardening before i can even think about cleaning the car .What do i do...
  24. On a serious note i would not wish this on...

    On a serious note i would not wish this on anyone but ..........
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  25. Honor Blackman, James Bond's Pussy Galore, dies aged 94

    Honor Blackman, the actor best known for playing the Bond girl Pussy Galore, has died aged 94.
    Blackman, who became a household name in the 1960s as Cathy Gale in The Avengers and had a career...
  26. Prime Minister Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

    Boris Johnson has been moved to intensive care after his condition worsened, Downing Street has said.


    The prime minister was admitted to St Thomas' Hospital in London on Sunday night - 10 days...
  27. (Android) City Maps 2Go Pro or Premium Offline Maps Free @ Google Play Store

    Steps to get the free pro or premium version:

    1) Download the standard version of the app from the Google Play Store
    2) Open the app. From the menu, select "Redeem a code"
    3) Enter the code...
  28. Are there any flights to spain ? i thought...

    Are there any flights to spain ? i thought everything had been grounded
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    do you drive an automatic ?

    i had better not get one of these lol
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  30. Virgin Media: Extra channels on us to enjoy from Friday 3 April to Saturday 2 May

    We wanted to give you a little something extra to enjoy as you spend more time at home. From Friday 3 April until Saturday 2 May, we’ve added 18 of our most popular entertainment channels to your TV...
  31. Don`t know if this is any good...

    Don`t know if this is any good
    https://en.community.sonos.com/controllers-software-228995/how-to-stop-next-update-from-destroying-my-working-system-6812648
  32. Giffgaff goodybags and pay as you go rates to change

    Along with this bumper goodybag expansion, we're making some changes to our pay as you go rates. Every goodybag you'll get from 26 February 2020 onwards will have unlimited minutes and texts

    The...
  33. Why can they not just say as of may your product...

    Why can they not just say as of may your product will no longer receive any updates but will still continue to work , just like old android /apple mobiles ? never had a sonos product before so could...
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    All the best to all of you on wod i hope you all...

    All the best to all of you on wod i hope you all have a good new year , a peaceful and quiet one will do me lol
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    And to you and your family mate and everyone on...

    And to you and your family mate and everyone on wod:mc:
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    Happy Birthday Gaz:birthday4: at least you have a...

    Happy Birthday Gaz:birthday4: at least you have a reason for all that money flying account of your account pmsl
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    Happy Birthday Berley i hope you had a brill day...

    Happy Birthday Berley i hope you had a brill day and even better night how is the hangover ?lol
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    :birthday4:HappyBirthday bud i hope you had a...

    :birthday4:HappyBirthday bud i hope you had a brill day
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    Your late:-O what dose that make me :sh:sorry its...

    Your late:-O what dose that make me :sh:sorry its late I hope you had a brill day mate
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    Happy Birthday nao

    Happy Birthday mate I hope you have a brill day
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