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Not_much_cop
21-09-2006, 09:18 AM
1. He has only one major publication.
2. It was published only in Hebrew originally.
3. It has no references and no bibliography.
4. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
6. He never applied to the ethics committee for permission to use human subjects.
7. When one experiment went a wry, he tried to cover it up by drowning
his subjects.
8. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
9. He rarely came to class, just telling the students to read the book.
10. Some claim he had his son teach the class.
11. He expelled his first two students for sexual experiments with fruit.
12. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
continued to fail his test.
13. He has no record of working well with colleagues or attending open
house.
14. His lecture hours were sporadic and often held on mountaintops.

ray123
21-09-2006, 11:59 AM
That sound sacreligious,if there are some extremist in christianity , you are in trouble,look at just simple quotatn from the pope,look at the danes and the likes of other, God deserves much more respect,

kevmac
01-10-2006, 11:04 AM
sacreligious??? bloody funny morelike...We should always be able to laugh at ourselves....Would be a better world.
PS Jesus had a car as he went up in his triumph.

cakest
01-10-2006, 04:18 PM
very funny m8...post more for us non believers..