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ikon
06-09-2006, 09:40 AM
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Hunter
06-09-2006, 09:48 AM
:roflmao:sounds just like something my son would write

berley
06-09-2006, 10:22 AM
excellent :)

chasa66
06-09-2006, 08:21 PM
Fantastic, will use the same psychology with the wife the next time I forget an anniversary or something!!!

ikon
06-09-2006, 10:34 PM
Fantastic, will use the same psychology with the wife the next time I forget an anniversary or something!!!

Sorry Chas, I have tried it and it does not work. If you have forgot the event your wife will never forgive you no matter what. Expensive meal, chocolates, flowers and gifts help a little. But for the next ten years any time you are in an argument you will be reminded of your lapse in memory.
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