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Not_much_cop
30-08-2006, 08:27 PM
Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee
it."
The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll
tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If
there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case
from you.

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The
farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a
stake.
Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his
family trooped out to the cornfield.

Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single
bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and
drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he
said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What
the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "Doesn't that
calf have a mother?"