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alanjg007
05-06-2013, 09:19 PM
A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees A HUGE African man standing next to him.
The big man sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."

The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.The big man kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big man says, "What's wrong with you mate?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big man says, "I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.

The little Irishman says:"Turner Brown? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,"Turn around"