ikon
15-08-2006, 09:15 PM
Robbie Williams walks into his hotel and a man jumps in front of him and begs to speak to him. Robbie's minder stops him where he starts to cry in the hotel lobby.
Robbie gets a bit embarrassed and asks the man what the problem is. The mans explains that he has lied to his girlfriend by saying he is a friend of Robbies. He begs him to pretend to his girlfriend that Robbie is his friend.
Robbie at first refuses but the man starts to cry again so he finally agrees. He gets the mans name which is Jim and promises to come and speak to him and his girlfriend.
That night in the hotel restaurant Robbie spots Jim and his girlfriend sitting having a meal. He walks over smiles and says "Hi Jim, how are you doing."
Jim looks up at him and says, " F*ck off Robbie we having our dinner."
Robbie gets a bit embarrassed and asks the man what the problem is. The mans explains that he has lied to his girlfriend by saying he is a friend of Robbies. He begs him to pretend to his girlfriend that Robbie is his friend.
Robbie at first refuses but the man starts to cry again so he finally agrees. He gets the mans name which is Jim and promises to come and speak to him and his girlfriend.
That night in the hotel restaurant Robbie spots Jim and his girlfriend sitting having a meal. He walks over smiles and says "Hi Jim, how are you doing."
Jim looks up at him and says, " F*ck off Robbie we having our dinner."