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thelostone
19-11-2012, 07:08 PM
After having their 11th child, a couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough
to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.

The man said, 'I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So off home he goes, lit a banger and put it in a
beer can. He holds it up to his ear and begins to count: '1, 2, 3, 4,
5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so
he could continue counting on his other hand.