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snifferdog
10-08-2006, 05:32 PM
Q. What s the fastest way to a man s heart?
A. Through his chest

Q. What did god say after creating man?
A. I can do better.

Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A. 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A. The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Q. Why do men love computers?
A. No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in.

Q. What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub?
A. 9 out of 10 men can find a pub

Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Four, One to actually change it, and 3 friends to brag to about how he screwed it.