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thesparky
09-08-2006, 05:19 PM
> Mary had a little skirt
> with splits right up the sides
> and every time that Mary walked
> the boys could see her Thighs
> Mary had another skirt
> twas split right up the front
> ...but she didn't wear that one very often
>
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
> What have you got there?
> Said the Pieman unto Simon,
> Pies, you dxxkhead.
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*** him,
> He's only an egg.
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> It ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up it's arse
> and turned it's wool to nylon
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
> kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
> Jack and Jill
> Went up the hill
> to have some hanky panky.
> Silly Jill forgot her pill
> And now there's little Franky.
>
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
> Went to the cupboard
> to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> When she bent over
> Rover took over,
> And gave her a bone of his own.
>
> Little Boy Blew.
> Hey................ He needed the money

Lainie
09-08-2006, 11:27 PM
nice one


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