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berley
16-02-2010, 10:53 PM
my mate just sent this in a text, i thought it was funny so googled it and copied and pasted it :)

My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own record-
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I've got a full time job-
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing-
the way it would behave,
for every single morning-
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches-
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

Diablo13
17-02-2010, 12:52 AM
God I hate to admit the truth in that! :o :roflmao2:

Reddevil
17-02-2010, 12:56 AM
:lol: very good

@diablo you can get pills you know :roflmao:

wullboy
17-02-2010, 06:56 AM
:lol: very good

@diablo you can get pills you know :roflmao:


Or he could get a ...... 36 .... 24 .... 34 .... :wink:

Sicilian
17-02-2010, 10:16 AM
God I hate to admit the truth in that! :o :roflmao2:

Here's a little gift for you old boy :roflmao:

http://images.quickblogcast.com/34726-32374/viagra50mg_front.jpg

notanotherone
17-02-2010, 02:08 PM
:)] told you not to tell everyone :roflmao:

john0745
17-02-2010, 02:08 PM
reminds me of myself to be honest.

@Diablo, if you dont want those pills sic is offering, can i have them please or maybe share ? "the pills that is" :roflmao:

Diablo13
17-02-2010, 07:57 PM
Well that got a reaction and boosted the thread. :roflmao:
The problem is more, as I get older it's harder to find someone that meets my exacting standards! There seems to be a lot more on offer, but do you really want it because you don't know where it's been! (:| :dogy:
When your younger you just don't care! :berley_drinks: :roflmao2: