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saffronfox
22-05-2006, 04:06 PM
Ok guys we've had the best now the worst.
i'll go for................

Open Water

Shipoftheline
22-05-2006, 04:07 PM
Has to be Solaris (2002)

little_pob
22-05-2006, 05:14 PM
The Blair Witch Project was absolute tripe!

notanotherone
22-05-2006, 05:15 PM
has to be for capote and firefox

Goie
22-05-2006, 05:40 PM
it has to be hercules

the_shadow
22-05-2006, 05:45 PM
"The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy", absolute ****e!

freddo270
22-05-2006, 06:09 PM
how about Ishtar

Goie
22-05-2006, 08:18 PM
now tht i fink about it tht dudes weres my car how dumb can u get

Shipoftheline
22-05-2006, 10:34 PM
"The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy", absolute ****e!hahaha you never watched Solaris then

Wee Gordon
22-05-2006, 10:43 PM
family gut the movie---utter shijufidh

the_shadow
23-05-2006, 12:16 AM
how about Ishtar

Nice one!! It's probably too old for most people here, but I agree. Complete ****e of the first magnitude.@-) @-)

logic_187
23-05-2006, 12:20 PM
i would say kung fu football. ( i think thats what it is called)
you would think that the mixture of both football and violence would be appealing ......but feck me what a load of crap......and i mean it is real pure ****e.......

jay
23-05-2006, 12:43 PM
family gut the movie---utter shijufidh
You must be kiddin'

Anyway.....Barb Wire is my choice

Goie
23-05-2006, 08:28 PM
why dont we start a pole off from the most metioned in dis convo and c which 1 is da worse

mikeyc4321
29-05-2006, 10:27 PM
The Blair Witch Project was absolute tripe!
yes this is the sh**est flim ever

Tallywadger
06-06-2006, 09:49 AM
House of 1000 corpses it is the pits! if you haven't seen it - get it it is so amazingly pish you would not believe it! Once you've seen it things like dude where's my car are good (actually there are quite good bits in it like at the chinese and then...and then...and then... and then... ok kids liked it! ) ;-)

wingco
09-06-2006, 10:36 PM
Given the fact that the World Cup has just started today then I have absolutely no hesitation in nominating Escape To Victory as the worst film ever ( The documentary "Goal" of the 1966 World Cup Final was excluded for being a documentary. Otherwise it would have won hands down - or hands-up as Diego might say). :) :) :)

hellrazor
15-06-2006, 02:37 PM
revolver , directed by guy richie

Carnage5
15-06-2006, 02:58 PM
Spiceworld say no more.

jay
15-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Spiceworld say no more.
You didn't actually see that movie did you?.lol

Lainie
15-06-2006, 05:47 PM
i hated moulin rouge

skiver77
16-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Keeping the Faith has to be in with a shout!

mn2005
17-06-2006, 10:16 AM
dude wheres my car was ****e, but WOW talent factor 10...worst film I saw was the body guard.. the wife dragged me to the pictures to see that load of pish..!

brownvim
17-06-2006, 10:38 AM
war of the worlds, wtf was that.

nospamjl
18-06-2006, 07:15 PM
Definetly Dead Poet's society - what a load of crap

tuffers
19-06-2006, 12:01 AM
Mars Attacks was total mince

derbyc316
19-06-2006, 12:21 AM
Once whne I was to drunk to get upstairs I watched a film on sky with the tall bloke out of braed as a vampire. It was all style and absoloute rubbish. I owuld love to watch it sober to see if it really was that bad

chandni
19-06-2006, 08:44 PM
what ypur top ten worst films

super412
21-06-2006, 05:01 PM
by far it has to be
Crossroads,
starting Britney Spears, the wonderful actress she is ;<

davenicholl
21-06-2006, 05:15 PM
life aquatic

jacknife
21-06-2006, 05:52 PM
life aquatic

I liked that!:( :(

shug14
06-07-2006, 01:02 PM
any bond movie all total p_sh

deano
06-07-2006, 02:14 PM
:trustme Has to be Solaris:

steve07951
06-07-2006, 02:33 PM
i have to say HOSTEL the worst film ever made

charmer127
08-07-2006, 12:35 AM
straight out of brooklyn....dear laaaawd!! the "acting"??? look out the trees in my local park!!!

Pendulous
13-07-2006, 03:09 PM
Anybody seen bonfire of the vanities. It's he only film I've ever walked out of at the pictures. It haunts me to this day. Utter 5star B*ll*x

steve07951
13-07-2006, 06:44 PM
just thought of another one. We went to see Beverly Hills cop but it was full so the only film which was not was My beutiful larndrete it was totaly crap we were the only people in there

Wee Gordon
13-07-2006, 07:29 PM
The Wild........

Goie
13-07-2006, 09:54 PM
bambi............

davvy101
15-07-2006, 10:01 PM
freddy v's jason was b*llpck$

handos01
22-07-2006, 10:32 PM
A film called Gummo.Holly **** they are nuts!!

ORACLE
27-07-2006, 04:24 PM
i agree it has to be Solaris!!
whats up with bond films

8270king
28-07-2006, 07:50 PM
Yep, Solaris was absolute crapingus

mohamm
28-07-2006, 09:49 PM
the latest mission impossible

was it 3 or 4?

well rubbish

Magnu420
28-07-2006, 10:27 PM
its got to be the all time great any dissaster movies like
towering inferno,or any airplane or airports 77,78 i think
or if we are talking modern one saw,or any zombie films

bigdrunkmonkey
29-07-2006, 12:48 AM
Any chick flick has my vote!

adyonline
03-08-2006, 08:26 PM
The Blair Witch Project
send anyone to sleep

jo-90
03-08-2006, 09:35 PM
Titanic (Weak and Boring film ever):gun: :gun:

Haladini
07-08-2006, 11:22 PM
'Girl with a Pearl Earring' if you are not a chick, and possibly even then.

Aztec
08-08-2006, 09:12 PM
Mars Attacks
What a load of :censored:

Pendulous
09-08-2006, 09:19 AM
Bonfire of the vanities... utter sh**

callisto11
09-08-2006, 09:22 AM
now tht i fink about it tht dudes weres my car how dumb can u get
No way ! Dude wheres my car was an absolute classic IMHO
and den, and den and den, and den

callisto11
09-08-2006, 09:26 AM
The worst film(s) I can recall are Hollowman and Hollowman 2

What tripe

bloke
09-08-2006, 09:59 AM
XXX2 :bomb:

bloke
09-08-2006, 10:00 AM
Forgot about Under Siege 2 (where's the edit button mods)

CaDaJa
09-08-2006, 10:36 AM
The Day After Tomorrow is almost unbeatable for atrocious acting, an appalling script and the usual Hollywood take on life - and frankly the special effects cannot overcome that amount of poor quality elsewhere. This one gets my vote every time.

Diablo13
11-08-2006, 03:30 AM
Has anyone seen "The Man With the Screaming Brain"? Yes I know its a B movie and you expect it not to feature high at the Oscars, but oh dear. Glad I downloaded it and didnt buy it.
It's rumoured it could replace the whip as the masochists weapon of choice :sh: v:)

ANGELUS
13-08-2006, 01:32 PM
The worst movie ever has to be Solaris with George clooney i rented this from blockbuster a couple of days ago ......just as well i did not buy it..

ryan106
14-08-2006, 08:18 PM
One of the worst has got to be Brokeback Mountain

slickrik
15-08-2006, 12:32 AM
i beg to differ but it has to be
youve been served
utter crap

Declan
15-08-2006, 02:15 AM
mean machine - total crap

also the whole nine yards - american version of mean machine

tobnvodka
15-08-2006, 10:57 PM
has to be reign of fire

digibloke
16-08-2006, 01:15 PM
serenity sucked ass

Shipoftheline
16-08-2006, 01:32 PM
serenity sucked ass

Too right its on film4 soon so I recommend it to those with insomnia lol

dj icea
16-08-2006, 03:21 PM
white chicks i dnno y i paid a fever

Alex Parx
18-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Gunrunner, with Kevin Costner. When I see the guy I'll ask him for my rental money back, plus a fiver for wasting 2 hours of my life! Tw*t.:fence:

paperclip
21-08-2006, 12:05 PM
Final Destination 3. They could have at least tried to make it a bit different from the previous 2

mr_kizah
21-08-2006, 12:50 PM
Syriana why i ge the message but wtf how can not cut everything out a film and expect it to be enjoyable just on a name of a actor.

the big yin
21-08-2006, 02:53 PM
Final Destination 3. They could have at least tried to make it a bit different from the previous 2

Have to agree

zaine
21-08-2006, 05:49 PM
:please:

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Only Jackasses would be so dumb, funny, yes.... Movie, NO....

:37:

Poignant
21-08-2006, 07:00 PM
A Return to Salem's Lot. Bad acting, bad plot, bad characters, hilarious special effects, bad movie.

Husky
22-08-2006, 11:57 AM
Transporter.

Maybe I did not have enough patient, but that was actually the first film which I stopped after 15 min and I can tell that the 15 min was a suffering.

What a crap film.

ikon
28-08-2006, 01:51 AM
This is easy.

Waterworld. Kevin Costner must still cringe on this one. I know I do.

nickyg
31-08-2006, 11:08 PM
omen(the remake)why bother, remakes very seldom come even close to the originals except for a select few(hills have eyes being one in my opinion)but to try and recapture something like this is never gona happen the omen is a classic and should have been left as so.

unclebill
01-09-2006, 12:27 AM
fire on the amazon ... with sandra bullock:gun:

groovyleigh
01-09-2006, 02:42 PM
Open Water- Watching two people in the water doing hardly anything for over an hour doesnt seem top notch viewing!

anothernoobie
03-09-2006, 09:32 PM
worst film/films you all missed em

rocky 5,4,3 and 2

paultefc1975
10-09-2006, 09:03 PM
freddy got fingered!!!

m157ry17
12-09-2006, 06:54 PM
Has to be Jeepers Creepers. Does any body remeber the hype?

GINGERNUT
12-09-2006, 07:02 PM
Tom Cruz And That Redhead Bird Eyes Wide Shut Total Mince

ian39
12-09-2006, 07:06 PM
it's got to be ( EYES WIDE SHUT ) i went to the cinema with my misus and we walked out after 20 mins

BloodKid
29-09-2006, 02:20 PM
American pie band camp really lame they tried to outclass the original american pie trio

Robert Cartwright
21-10-2006, 12:32 PM
Woman on top - sounds promising but the dullest movie ever!

Diablo13
31-10-2006, 02:47 AM
Eurotrip WTF?! was dat all about n american pie 4 dey need stop wid de extended sequels yo dey jus ruin de image of de first ones yo
Gordon bennet m8 this is an English only site. Do you really talk like that? I'm all for street cred and individuality but we all still need to understand what your rappin bro. :rofl:

troglodyte
31-10-2006, 12:59 PM
most any movie with kevin costner - the guy can't act

Merlin
02-11-2006, 01:40 PM
My vote goes to either Howard the Duck or The Curse of the Killer Tomatoes.

M

Timoweb
02-11-2006, 02:04 PM
District 13, had to turn it off.

alrightythen1
14-11-2006, 09:30 PM
battlefield earth.
i love me sci-fi but that was just a terrible film,and it cost millions to make.

tigersbay
20-11-2006, 05:50 PM
cats and dogs boring
had to sit this one out in the cinema with the kids
aaagggghhhhh
when it finished asked the kids what they thought they said it was boring
too guess i should have asked earlier to save all that suffering

smokeythebear
20-11-2006, 11:06 PM
just watched the matador - what a pile of poop

kryten77
21-11-2006, 05:17 AM
Bandidas ..Its got Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek in it and it still manages to be pants.

Waterworld.....Sunk Kevin Costners career

The Three Amigos
Heavens Gate
Childs Play 3....wtf
Anything with jean Claude van Damme....Ive seen Lamp posts act better than that clown.

didsss
21-11-2006, 01:18 PM
By heck some diversity here!!!
My personal all time piles of excrement are:
Blair Witch
Traffic
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy (Just wasn't right)

master_saf
26-11-2006, 04:50 PM
grudge one s**t movie cant believe they made 2nd part to it

leodis
26-11-2006, 04:56 PM
has to be fightclub what a pile of 5h!7 couldnt make head or tail of it

jamie1957
04-12-2006, 05:27 PM
I vote for Twin Towers, not even Nicholas Cage could save it.

blacky
10-12-2006, 02:48 AM
for me the open more water worst is film

adam
17-12-2006, 12:21 AM
For me the worst movie ever is going to have to be Van Wilder 2.

Travis Bickle
22-02-2007, 11:19 PM
Nearly any film with Keven Costner like Waterworld- The Postman- The Bodyguard

aldo2332
17-03-2007, 01:45 PM
Worst films ever .... where should I start? errmmmm

Piranha, Spice girls the movie, blair Witch Project, Police academies after the first few it got boring, Open Water, the list just goes on and on.

jreynolds
18-03-2007, 02:55 PM
Hmmmm some good ones mentioned here (and by good I mean bad hehe). Anaconda with J Lo was terrible. Daredevil was pretty pathetic too. Anyone seen Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze? Thats definitely so bad its good territory.
But how could someone say The Three Amigos! A classic if ever there was one :)

deano
29-03-2007, 08:46 PM
For me the worst movie ever is going to have to be blair witch.

rding72
29-03-2007, 09:47 PM
The Devils Own with Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford took wife to see this crap and both of us fell asleep only woke up when people wanted to get past when it had finished

SWilson67
07-04-2007, 03:31 PM
Norbit isn't far off being the worst film ever.

ScouseGit
22-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Blame it on the bellboy : Dudley Moore : Worst Ever

Celtic67
22-05-2007, 08:06 PM
Zardoz. I'd rather watch that FA Cup final again than this tripe.

Kirsty
22-05-2007, 08:43 PM
The worst movie i have ever seen was Michael with John Travolta.

DigiTurk
28-05-2007, 10:57 PM
Lost in translation, definately lost me...

snowy
04-06-2007, 03:53 PM
Ghandhi- Sir W churchill called him a "naked fakir"
In this film Ghandi is shown like a puppet, trying to please everyone.

divpat02
06-06-2007, 06:22 PM
The Blair Witch Project was absolute tripe!
i agree and alot people said it was such a good film but utter shiit

robroy_2000
02-07-2007, 09:24 PM
Son of the Mask (2005)

lambie413
18-07-2007, 06:15 PM
24hour party people. only went cause it had steve coogan in it. it was pants!!

jasoncypress
18-07-2007, 09:01 PM
its gotta be THE POSTMAN . cant believe i watched this at the cinema , id have been better off putting the money on the lottery lol

baz
20-07-2007, 01:48 PM
It has to be chicago, i fell asleep at the pictures watching it with my bird!

linzi_jamieson
23-07-2007, 04:22 PM
Napoleon Dynamite

y2krog2000
23-07-2007, 06:16 PM
Napoleon Dynamite
I agree that film near put me to sleep and anyone else I know that watched it thought it was brilliant.

Shipoftheline
09-08-2007, 02:44 PM
Napoleon Dynamite

I must second that I watched it the other day and no wonder they rushed it straight from DVD to film4 lol It's like a homemade movie

george_ous
10-08-2007, 11:55 AM
Men in White, straight to Bin !! It was an embarassment

blueice14
10-08-2007, 07:37 PM
OH this ones so easy its gotta be TITANIC, although im probably only saying that cus its the mrs favourite film and im fed up with her watching it, somehow got the video to dissapear years ago only to find she got it on dvd afterwards (dam) lol

fuwii007
11-08-2007, 01:45 PM
definately open water

carbandit
11-08-2007, 07:19 PM
what about snakes on aplane fookin rotten

basingninja
11-08-2007, 08:36 PM
Ishtar and the second matrix film, only time I have got up and walked out of cinema before the end of the film.

jatkp
06-10-2007, 12:23 AM
Solaris - so slow and long and boring. They........even..... talked.......slowly.....to......kill.........time. .

deano
07-11-2007, 12:16 PM
The Blair Witch Project

blueice14
07-11-2007, 08:45 PM
titanic !! and snakes on a plane and that darn lord of the rings arhhhh sorry thats too many so im goin with soppy titanic

Shipoftheline
08-11-2007, 03:02 PM
Solaris - so slow and long and boring. They........even..... talked.......slowly.....to......kill.........time. .

I kept hoping it would get better but it never did lol

mrbman
10-11-2007, 11:52 PM
2046 - the closet I have ever come to walking out of a movie

jimlan
29-11-2007, 07:57 PM
Walking tall lone justice, pure bumf.

scorp121z
09-12-2007, 01:46 AM
King Kong remake - was so boring

stewpainger
13-12-2007, 11:58 AM
Scent of a woman - I was stuck on a long haul flight when this was playing and was severly tempted to jump out. What tripe.

el mahico
13-12-2007, 12:06 PM
kidulthood.... lame!!

artnmotion
14-12-2007, 01:44 AM
Spice World The Movie

jshaw82
15-12-2007, 05:19 PM
The Murder Game....seriously its rubbish

andymunro
17-12-2007, 04:18 AM
im going to agree with kidulthood! even thinking about that film makes me angry!