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Magnu420
26-06-2009, 01:46 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children...... the other one holds your shopping

MetalKettle
26-06-2009, 02:46 PM
As a tribute McDonalds are doing a burger they are calling it "The Jackson Burger".
50 Year old meat between two 10 year old buns.......................

Collider
26-06-2009, 03:50 PM
lol i cant comment on michael jackson even though he was probably a paedophile,noone deserves to die and disrespecting him wouldnt make much difference now anyway.

Am curious who will get custody of the children though,have read it might be there grandmother?

pande_monium
27-06-2009, 10:04 PM
Don't let the jokes and reality mix. These are well worth a laugh lol

Oh, btw... did you hear about MJ having a heart attack?

Apparently, he was in the children's ward having a stroke.

dx100-uk
27-06-2009, 11:21 PM
no no....

whats the diff between a michael jackson & a tescos bag.........

one is made of plastic & is a danger to children, the other carries shopping

dx

thelostone
27-06-2009, 11:53 PM
Michael jackson is not going to be buried or creamated but
recycled into shopping bags so
he can remain white,plastic and dangerous for kids to play with

Diablo13
28-06-2009, 12:47 AM
I heard they were going to melt MJ down and make a slide,
So the kids can still go down on him.

The enviromentalists are not happy about him being buried,
Because he is not Bio degradable.

In the ambulance on the way to hospital, the doctor said,
We better start cpr,
the medic said we better start heart massage,
the driver said we better give him oxygen,
Michael Jackson said, You wanna be startin something.

phattsambo
29-01-2010, 09:31 PM
how did mj know when his mum was on her bad week ,???
his dad's dick taste funny, oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh sick or what