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martinarcher
06-07-2006, 09:42 AM
ITS ALL LIES!!!!!!
They used to say Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!
What a load of Hogwash, Only the other day I saw one coming out of the pub after drinking several vodka's and it did nothing but fall down!!!!
I am now deeply concerned that other lies and conspiracies may exist. For example:
Do the Wombles really tidy up Wimbledon Common???
Are McVities chocolate bars really made from penguins????
Did Tinky Winky really peform an illicit act with Naughty Noonoo???
And did Windy Millar really really put more than just bread into Farmer Bells wife's oven?????
:(
(P.S. I'm not really bored sh*tless today HONEST!!)

Tallywadger
06-07-2006, 07:28 PM
Yes I can see you are looking for something to do with yourself mate! ;-)

Have you tried a chug?

that sometimes helps in times like these heh heh