View Full Version : Secret Attraction

26-06-2006, 03:54 PM
A short and exceptionally homely man had just started putting on his underwear when his daughter opened the door and entered the room. "Mommy!" she cried, pointing to her father's extremely ample endowment. "What's that?" "Well, sweetheart," said the woman, "that's your daddy's secret attraction. If it weren't for that, you wouldn't be here." She sighs, then adds, "Come to think of it, neither would I."