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billy2
28-06-2007, 09:37 PM
Billy goes to the doctors to get the results of his tests , the doctor says he has bad news you only have 24 hours to live.
With this news he goes home and tells his wife who naturally is very upset.So Billy says as i have only 24hours to live can we have sex to which she agrees. Six hours later he says to his wife i only have 18hours to live can we have sex to which she agrees. Six hours later he says to his wife i only have 12hours to live can we have sex to which she agrees.Six hours later when they are in bed he says to his wife i only have 6 hours to live can we have sex to which she agrees and then goes to sleep.
2 hours later he wakes his wife and says i only have 4hours to live can we have sex to which she agrees.
Billy lies there wide awake watching the time tick by, then with only 2 hours left to live he wakes his wife and asks for sex again to which she replies `no Billy with all due respect i have to get up in a few hours for work while you can lie in'