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ivanx
19-06-2006, 01:01 PM
There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

DanielHarvey
20-06-2006, 08:13 AM
:)) :)) Good One :)) :))

masd
20-06-2006, 01:03 PM
:9: Yeahh, very good :9:

alan clark
23-06-2006, 10:02 PM
very good mate i enjoyed that

the insaan
27-06-2006, 02:37 AM
now thats a good'un, made me laugh

Lainie
27-06-2006, 10:56 AM
wee me liked that one

andyt84
27-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Never get's old :D

prodigy
27-06-2006, 10:40 PM
PMSL nice one

sunni641
27-06-2006, 10:43 PM
cool - why do hippos have sex in water?

have you tried to get a twelve foot fanny wet!!!

boabness
27-06-2006, 11:04 PM
lol @ 12 foot fanny

iceman214
28-06-2006, 10:11 AM
nice made me smile

Lainie
30-06-2006, 08:31 PM
if you follow that simple rool you wont go far wrong.

:-*

tuffers
04-07-2006, 03:38 PM
very funny superb