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sammy
18-06-2006, 11:51 AM
Hi
The BBQ

- It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. Here comes the important part
....

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!!

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation. >>>>>> >>>>>> Important again .

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN!!

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the
table and does the dishes. And most of all ...

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

Sammy

jay
18-06-2006, 11:56 AM
It's funny cos it's true

nice one Sammy


p.s. I'm not having a pop at you mate so please dont think I am, just to let you know posts don't count in this room and in Who are you room.

Hunter
18-06-2006, 11:57 AM
then the woman goes back in the kitchen where she belongs :Baby:
lmao
nice one

sammy
18-06-2006, 11:58 AM
Hi

Yes i know about post count just thought i would put up some jokes

Rgds sammy

Rizsparky
18-06-2006, 07:15 PM
i never realised dat, but dats prpa rue

foxy
18-06-2006, 07:56 PM
i totally agree you shud enjoy ur nite off from cooking!!but if ur fella is like me then i bet you are so slow in bringing the beer out and the plates !! but dont 4get the cook always eats last ! cos by the time i get 2 eat if any1 has been ill i no not 2 touch any!!!!!!!!

marc4760
18-06-2006, 08:56 PM
lol very funny :)

mrmagregus
19-06-2006, 12:55 PM
what do we do here at hte bbq?