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    Santa

    Bah Humbug Christmas
    T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
    I have good mind to scrap the whole works
    I've busted my ass for damn near a year
    Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
    The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
    They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
    Who the hell ever sent Santa some money
    And the kids these days - they all are the pits
    They want the impossible ...Those mean little ****s
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
    They want computers and robots...I'm not IBM!
    If you think that's bad...just picture this
    Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss
    They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
    And if I don't smile...parents think I'm weird
    Flying through the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
    There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
    I found me a blonde...and going SOUTH for the season!!


    Merry F'ing xmas
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