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    BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

    A man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks,
    'Is your date running late?'
    'No', he replies,
    'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
    The intrigued woman says,
    'a state-of-the-art watch, what's so special about it?'
    he explains,
    'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
    The lady says,
    'What's it telling you now?'
    ?Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.?
    The woman giggles and replies
    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
    he smiles, taps his watch and says,

    ? Bloody thing's an hour fast.?

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    Very good, I'll have to give that one a go.

    Here's my current fave:

    Are you a shin? Because I'd bang you on my coffee table.

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