This year I am unable to plant potatoes because I can?t dig the ground, I know if you were here you?d have helped me

Son replied ? You idiot, don?t even try as that?s where I?ve hidden the guns.

Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing was found.

Son wrote again ? Now plant your potatoes Dad, it?s the best I could do from here.

Morale of the story ? where there?s a will there?s a way