Jimmy's in bed with his wife,he's been trying to get his leg over for 2 weeks.
She keeps coming up with the same excuse(Ive got a sore head)

Jim decides to play it cool and act more carring'
He gets up in the morrning and makes her ,her breakfast in bed,gets the kids all up and washed,feed and dressed.

He then says iam taking you all to the zoo to day ,well the family think this is great and jim is in the good books.

All the way there he is thinking well tonight i must get a ride after being this good.

They arrive at the zoo and the kids all make off to investigate the animals.

Jim and the wife stroll around like young lovers,then she spots this big gorilla with a masive cock.

She says to jim its very hot ,could you go and get me a icecream cone,jim rushes off to the icecream van,trying his best to keep in the good books.

She goes over to the gorillas cage and starts to flash her tits to it,the gorilla starts to get arroused,she then pulls up her skirt and starts to flash her minge at the gorilla,by this time its got a huge errection,its thumping its chest like tarzan,and is going daft,she then teases it more,the big bugger cant take anymore and ripps open the cage and drags her in.

Jimmys coming back from the icecream van and sees this huge crowed,and hes wondering whare his wife is,

He hears her screams as the gorilla is beasting her,

!HELP JIMMY HELP!JIMMY HELP

Help Jimmy replies ! TRY TELLING THAT BIG BAS##RD YOUV'E GOT A SORE HEAD THEN