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  1. Thread: A few jokes.

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    Re: A few jokes.

    Saw these before somewhere lol
  2. Thread: taser gun

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    taser gun

    I met a girl in the park the other night. There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet. As we lay there making love I thought . . . . "This f*cking taser gun was money well spent"
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    Re: Eurosport HD to launch on Virgin Media

    red i think look here
    Switching your Smart Card
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    Re: How to get rid of cats (edition 2)

    next doors cats kept ****ting in my garden so i used to through the **** back over there garden and through the day the cats would be in the gardens i would keep shooting at them with a catapult for...
  5. Thread: just a quickie

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    Re: just a quickie

    cheers all i just needed to be refreshed i can sort it now cheers
  6. Thread: just a quickie

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    Re: just a quickie

    i paired the card to the box with the net id different with no joy just was wondering cause i dont fancy changing all the id to change it back when m8 has it back and cheers
  7. Thread: just a quickie

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    just a quickie

    will a card update if its not the correct frequencie cause i tested 1 in my box and worked a box from another area did not cheers
  8. Thread: just logged in

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    Re: just logged in

    ive uninstalled service pack 3 on xp and it auto login now
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    not tonight honey

    A man and his wife are lying in bed, when suddenly the man rolls on top with a smile on his face. His wife smiles back, but says 'not tonight honey, i have an appointment with the gynaecologist...
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    Tracey and Dawn, two blondes

    Tracey and Dawn, two blondes, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Tracey turned to Dawn and said 'Dawn how are we gonna tell who owns which pig?'

    Dawn says 'Well Tracey,...
  11. Thread: HI

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    Re: HI

    hi m8 welcome to W-O-D
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    dumbest kid in the world

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
    Customer,

    "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
    you.

    "The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25...
  13. Thread: mummy longlegs

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    mummy longlegs

    Dad with his young daughter is in the garden when she asks?

    ?Dad?Is that a Mummy-longlegs underneath that Daddy-longlegs????

    Dad says ?No sweetie, there are no Mummy-longlegs, only...
  14. Thread: 2 Assholes

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    2 Assholes

    Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty Badly.

    The morgue needed someone to identify the Body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

    The three men had always done...
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    Paddy calls Easyjet

    Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.

    The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?'

    Paddy replies 'I don?t know!

    It?s your f***ing plane!!'
  16. Thread: Creation

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    Creation

    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

    so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

    The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

    God made me beautiful so you would be...
  17. Thread: just logged in

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    Re: just logged in

    yes doc that worked but just letting ya know that it was there
  18. Thread: just logged in

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    just logged in

    ive just logged in and on top it said welcome sticky fingers and under it is said

    You have entered an invalid username or password. Please press the back button, enter the correct details and try...
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    'The Obedient Wife'

    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

    Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to...
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    first day of training

    On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

    The blonde asked, "How am I...
  21. Thread: Little girl !!

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    Re: Little girl !!

    class m8 what a smart little girl lol
  22. Thread: my new toy

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    Re: my new toy

    nice bike i always wanted one i want a scrambler though
  23. Aston Villa forgoes lucrative shirt sponsorship to promote charity

    BIRMINGHAM, England ? Aston Villa is forgoing a lucrative shirt sponsor to promote a children's charity.

    The Premier League club has followed the lead of FC Barcelona's free tie-up with UNICEF.
    ...
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    Re: is this allowed ?

    so the council will be hard on um we hope
    Cab driver fined for smoking
    A CAB driver has been fined ?50 after being caught smoking in his vehicle. It is believed to be the first case of its kind in...
  25. Thread: juicy squirt

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    juicy squirt

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

    The clerk says, "Well, he came in here...
  26. Thread: the injury

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    the injury

    This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out...
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    The Blonde and Her Melons

    This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

    The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''

    ''Melons,'' the blonde replies.

    ''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how...
  28. Thread: Brains

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    Brains

    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

    'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

    'Not yet,' she replied.
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    Re: is this allowed ?

    i would ring up the taxi firm and tell them
    then i would phone the council and ask them cause they got somethink to do with the licences
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    The Soldier and the Nun

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'



    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have...
  31. Thread: FUNCARD 4 Help!

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    Re: FUNCARD 4 Help!

    delete the old key from 00 and 01 and replace with the new keys in same place
  32. Thread: homemade soup

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    homemade soup

    When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love...
  33. Thread: cries out

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    cries out

    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the...
  34. Thread: re-bait

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    re-bait

    An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for...
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    died of gonorrhea

    When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and...
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    'Gettin' old' -this is brilliant

    Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?'
    ...
  37. Thread: car accident

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    car accident

    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
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    Re: our new moderator Dr X

    nice one doc congratz to ya
  39. Thread: more than lucky

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    more than lucky

    More than Lucky!

    I'm tempted to say yes immediately!






    Be sure to read the very last line after the photo
  40. Thread: Tooth fairy

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    Tooth fairy

    Now I know all of you's have heard of the Tooth Fairy, and The Fairy God Mother,, But have you's heard of the BITCH FAIRY,,, Check Her Out..

    Do not fear...the Bitch Fairy has arrived to put a...
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