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  1. Thread: Irn bru

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    Irn bru

    Irn bru banned add


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  2. Thread: Doctor

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    Doctor

    I went to see my doctor today.

    "Can you have a look at my cock and tell me if it looks normal to you?"

    "No" I said.


    Swizz
  3. Thread: liar

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    liar

    I'm a really terrible liar.

    "Are you sure you were working late at the office?" my wife asked me.

    "Of course I was, what else would I be doing ?" I answered her.

    Although I probably...
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    Re: Happy Birthday Reddevil

    Happy birthday matey.

    swizz
  5. Thread: Down the pub

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    Down the pub

    I got chatting to a bird down the pub past night.

    She said, "So what do you work as?"

    "It's a very important job," I said. "I have to finalise deals in the transfer window."

    "Wow, a football...
  6. Thread: hi

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    Re: hi

    Welcome tennents have fun i sure do like a few tins of tennents

    swizz
  7. Thread: Brain teaser

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    Re: Brain teaser

    Blue i think mate..??

    swizz lol
  8. Thread: hi

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    Re: hi

    Welcome to WOD nice friendly place they have here,have a good look around and i'm sure you will enjoy your stay.

    swizz
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    Re: console decisions...

    My sons have both them mentioned consoles, and they always seem to play the XBOX 360 good luck with your choice.

    swizz
  10. Thread: Hi again folks

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    Re: Hi again folks

    Thanks for the warm welcome again guys appreciate it have a good night all.

    swizz
  11. Thread: fit girl

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    fit girl

    I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night.

    "You remind me of one of those Olympic gymnasts." I said.

    "That's so sweet." She smiled. "Let me guess, because of my figure?"

    "No!" I...
  12. Thread: Hi again folks

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    Re: Hi again folks

    Thanks folks for having me.

    swizz
  13. Thread: cannibals

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    cannibals

    Two cannibals are eating Chuck Norris.

    "I thought he'd be a lot tougher." Says one to the other.


    Swizz
  14. Thread: Hi all :)

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    Re: Hi all :)

    Welcome to WOD matey.

    swizz
  15. Thread: Hi again folks

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    Hi again folks

    Hi folks,I've been missing in action for a while,I'm back now good to be here again,so hi everyone from your old mate swizz.

    swizz
  16. Thread: Hello

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    Re: Hello

    Hi mirabee,Welcome aboard have fun plenty of helpful folk here to help you along the way should you need any assistance .


    swizz
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    Re: Happy Birthday notanotherone

    Have a great day notanotherone buddy its not every day you become the big 21 lol may happy returns.


    swizz
  18. Thread: big brother 2009

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    Re: big brother 2009

    Watching BB this year is total crap,you would have more fun sticking needles in your eyes, what a load of wanabee nobodies and thank christ that shree is out i dont think i have ever hated anyone as...
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    Rules for women...!!

    1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you?ve drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one.
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    Re: Diet and loosing weight (any help)

    Mate go to your docs and tell them your concerns, i go to mine and i see the nurse and i also go to a group called eat well programme, with dietician and nurses ect every week they show you the...
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    Four pints 'increase health risk'

    Pmsfl 4 pints a week,?? i have more than that before my dinner,have a wee read at this all you pint drinkers i for one are doomed..??

    swizz

    BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Four pints 'increase...
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    How not to sweat after a shower..!!

    Hi folks,Now we are all having a wee bit of sun for a change,and we think when we are all sweaty just to jump in for a shower,if you are the same as me when you come out the shower you are more...
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    Re: Happy Birthday To Me

    Happy belated birthday buddy hope you had a great time

    swizz
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    Re: Michael Jackson Has Died

    R.I.P Jacko but he will only know what really happened with all these stories about the pervo stuff with the kids.?


    swizz
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    Re: just to say hi peeps

    Hi and welcome i have been missing in action for a bit,but you have joined a great place have fun..

    swizz
  26. Thread: big brother 2009

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    Re: big brother 2009

    I cannot understand why that shree is still in there,kid on merchant trying to be everyones mate,i dont understand blah blah blah,tosser,leech thats what he is get shree out sign the petition lol..
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    My wife naked on the bed

    I came home the other day and found my wife naked on the bed sweating like crazy... I ran downstairs and got on the phone to ring an ambulance. I told them she was was having a heart attack or fit....
  28. Thread: Drink driving

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    Drink driving

    Just got done for drink driving, was taken to police station where I was made to give a urine sample.
    Copper left sample on counter so I took it.
    B@stards have now charged me with taking the piss....
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    Re: THis is as funny as fook man, LOL

    Pmsl love it hehe

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    Re: happy birthday thelostone

    Happy birthday buddy have a great day 21 again pmsl ..??


    swizz
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    Re: One for the ladies !!

    Love it mate pmsfl..

    swizz
  32. Thread: An old man

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    An old man

    An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

    After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the...
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    Quasimodo & Esmerelda ( Adult )

    Quasimodo Ran up to Esmerelda and Kicked her in the **** as hard as he could and shouted "that's for having an affair."
    In a ball on the floor blood streaming out of her **** she whimpered "what...
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    Re: happy birthday MaD FOr iT

    Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great day and an even better night all the best..


    swizz
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    Re: happy birthday tinkertiler

    Happy birthday young yin from all the glasgow boys..


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    Re: Any help with 250 modem plzzzz..!!

    Thanks mate i will let my boy know if he visits today,i hope he knows what that means cheers..

    swizz
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    Re: who said the scots are daft lol

    Its just a myth that us scots are daft, dont beileve any of it we are very clever look at all the things that have been invented by us daft scots..?

    swizz
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    Any help with 250 modem plzzzz..!!

    Hi guys, Anyone that knows me will know i no eff all about modems ect but they have stopped working from monday,and my son is trying to help me get them going,he has asked me to ask anyone that has...
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    Re: ANYONE know how to get rid of cats ??

    A rottweiler or an air rifle might help..??


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    The Perfect Day ( Adult )

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER?
    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
    8:45 Breakfast in bed?freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive...
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