In the age of people having sex with bikes and getting charged with
aggravated breach of the peace
We now have a
pipe f*%*er who needed some assistance to prevent amputation
Quote:
Fire crew aid in penis operation
Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply.
Two firefighters used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring during a 20-minute procedure.
It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic.
The firefighters placed a thin sheet of metal around his penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.
Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service confirmed fire crews were called to the hospital at around 12.10 GMT on Thursday to "deal with a situation".
A spokeswoman for Royal Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident.
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People, I think we need to think about the inanimate objects here, they have feelings too and should, obviously, be compensated for the trauma inflicted upon them by these sexually deviant miscreants...
I'll get my coat... TAXI!